Syrian Swagmaster Wins Entire Civil War

Footage recorded at what is presumably the end of the Syrian Civil War shows a machine gunner with more swag than anyone you know blasting opposition forces with his PKM-9000. It is rumored that shortly after this footage was filmed, the Assad regime surrendered.


For those of you who are out of the loop, PKM-9000 is the NATO designation for the medium machine gun most commonly referred to as the "People Killing Machine 9000". In a special episode of 60 minutes, it was revealed that the weapon system is a ghost gun capable of killing 9000 people per second in a single burst of gunfire. In this footage, over 48,000 Syrian Arab Army troops were killed by the Syrian Swagmaster.


For the purpose of context, this piece of combat footage was recorded by members of the Free Syrian Army near Tafas in September of 2013.


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Josh is an American writer and former USMC machine gunner with eight years of experience in ground combat arms throughout the GWOT. He is currently based in Texas and specializes in combat footage analysis and digital marketing.Follow Josh at OfficialJoshBrooks.com

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Footage recorded at what is presumably the end of the Syrian Civil War shows a machine gunner with more swag than anyone you know blasting opposition forces with his PKM-9000. It is rumored that shortly after this footage was filmed, the Assad regime surrendered.


For those of you who are out of the loop, PKM-9000 is the NATO designation for the medium machine gun most commonly referred to as the "People Killing Machine 9000". In a special episode of 60 minutes, it was revealed that the weapon system is a ghost gun capable of killing 9000 people per second in a single burst of gunfire. In this footage, over 48,000 Syrian Arab Army troops were killed by the Syrian Swagmaster.


For the purpose of context, this piece of combat footage was recorded by members of the Free Syrian Army near Tafas in September of 2013.


About the Author

Author's Photo

Josh Brooks

Josh is an American writer and former USMC machine gunner with eight years of experience in ground combat arms throughout the GWOT. He is currently based in Texas and specializes in combat footage analysis and digital marketing.Follow Josh at OfficialJoshBrooks.com

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