Brand new advanced warfighting technology has just been released by the armed forces of Ukraine. This technology will entirely change the face of the on-going conflict in Ukraine.

Commando humor, you gotta love it. It's existed on every battlefield since in the inception of war. This conflict is no different. There's a translation below this paragraph.

This is a special unit "Strapon" presentation. Top secret creation of Ukrainian KB "Cherevenogo Pot'orka" self propelled mount TB1 aka Combat Wheelbarrow ("Tachka Boyova" in Ukrainian) model 1. Intended to defeat manpower, morale and psychological state of enemy. Can be completed with all types of small arms and anti-tank systems. For movement, it is complete with manual tractor unit and in the event of overcoming difficult terrain two tractor unit TZV-RL aka Military Truck - Manual Humane. TB1 can be used in different situations. First, marching (or camping) in which operator can fire and sleep. Second, barrier - operator can take cover and fire from cover, the wheel provides rotation. Third, shelter back and ass of operator protected from fragmentation attack, and the operator, feeling his invincibility, can leisurely destroy all Russians.