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Idiot With a Machine Gun Almost Kills Friends

Published May 1, 2021

An idiot with a machine gun, and too much time spent on Instagram, almost kills two of his friends while trying to look cool for the camera. Don't be that guy.


If you've never fired a machine gun from the standing position, the time to do it for the first time is not when two of your friends are crouched down in front of you taking cover from enemy fire. Also, you do not look cool attempting to march across the road spraying the MG42 from the shoulder as it nearly knocks you onto your own behind with every burst.

Published May 1, 2021

An idiot with a machine gun, and too much time spent on Instagram, almost kills two of his friends while trying to look cool for the camera. Don't be that guy.


If you've never fired a machine gun from the standing position, the time to do it for the first time is not when two of your friends are crouched down in front of you taking cover from enemy fire. Also, you do not look cool attempting to march across the road spraying the MG42 from the shoulder as it nearly knocks you onto your own behind with every burst.

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