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Woman Utilizes "Foreign Object" To Combat Knife Wielding Robber

Published Aug. 26, 2021

Surveillance footage surfacing from a July 2021 incident, shows a female sex shop worker combatting an armed robber with what appears to be... a double sided dildo???


From information we have gathered, this incident occurred on July 24, 2021 in the city of Novokuznetsk, which is in the Russian region of Kemerovo Oblast. According to local reports, the male suspect entered the store, immediately brandishing a bladed weapon and began demanding money from the register.


As the woman bends over pretending to open the register, she masters the art of deception and instead grabs the large sex toy. Now wielding it in her right hand, the female employee begins beating the robber, forcing him to flee the store. Despite just being held at knife point, the woman calmly walks back toward her register as if nothing had ever happened.


Needless to say, what happens in Russia, stays in Russia.


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austin marino

Published Aug. 26, 2021

Surveillance footage surfacing from a July 2021 incident, shows a female sex shop worker combatting an armed robber with what appears to be... a double sided dildo???


From information we have gathered, this incident occurred on July 24, 2021 in the city of Novokuznetsk, which is in the Russian region of Kemerovo Oblast. According to local reports, the male suspect entered the store, immediately brandishing a bladed weapon and began demanding money from the register.


As the woman bends over pretending to open the register, she masters the art of deception and instead grabs the large sex toy. Now wielding it in her right hand, the female employee begins beating the robber, forcing him to flee the store. Despite just being held at knife point, the woman calmly walks back toward her register as if nothing had ever happened.


Needless to say, what happens in Russia, stays in Russia.


As a quick reminder, don't forget to head over to the merch section of the site! Everything in the shop is currently on sale, so don't miss your opportunity to pick up your Funker530 swag!


austin marino

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