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Unlucky Paratrooper Has Premature Chute Opening

Published July 25, 2021

A Soldier preparing to make a jump over his upcoming drop zone finds himself incredibly unlucky as his parachute deploys from the back of the ramp. The only injury here was his pride.


Now, I can't speak with much authority on people jumping out of airplanes. We normally leave that kind of thing to Will, as he's our resident professional lawn dart. That said, I can say that no one was injured in the making of this accidental video. The Soldier was unharmed when he touched down, aside from the fact that his pride may have been injured a little bit. Oh, and he missed the DZ by about 30 miles apparently.


What a hell of a way to die.


Her: Babe, you should come over.Him: Can't. Getting ready to jump out of a plane.

Her: I'm home alone

Him: *Pulls chute*


josh brooks

Published July 25, 2021

A Soldier preparing to make a jump over his upcoming drop zone finds himself incredibly unlucky as his parachute deploys from the back of the ramp. The only injury here was his pride.


Now, I can't speak with much authority on people jumping out of airplanes. We normally leave that kind of thing to Will, as he's our resident professional lawn dart. That said, I can say that no one was injured in the making of this accidental video. The Soldier was unharmed when he touched down, aside from the fact that his pride may have been injured a little bit. Oh, and he missed the DZ by about 30 miles apparently.


What a hell of a way to die.


Her: Babe, you should come over.Him: Can't. Getting ready to jump out of a plane.

Her: I'm home alone

Him: *Pulls chute*


josh brooks

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