If you've ever had this platoon commander, you already know how lucky you were. This is the most Infantry man in the world.

If opportunity knocks, and he's not home, opportunity waits. If he were to mispronounce your name, you would feel compelled to change it. Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect. He once ran a marathon after smoking a full pack of Newports, because it was on his way. If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume. He is, the most Infantry man in the world.