Police dash cam footage shows U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's husband, Paul Pelosi, failing a field sobriety test after causing an automobile collision on May 28, 2022. According to the report, Pelosi crashed a $100K Porsche, caused injury to at least one other person, and was convicted of misdemeanor driving under the influence.

Pelosi was just sentenced to five days in jail, but ridiculously, two of those days won't have to be served for "good behavior." The clown was also sentenced to serve three years of probation and pay $4,927 in victim restitution for medical bills and lost wages.

Rules for thee, but not for me.