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FSA Fighter Expends Eight Lives in Nine Seconds

Published July 25, 2021

Footage of an FSA fighter trying to return to the cover of an alley shows the man expending all of his luck in a single slide behind a berm. If he had nine lives, he just spent eight of them.


If you've deployed in a combat arms capacity to a kinetic environment, there's a strong chance that this guy was someone in your unit at one point. I think every Marine, Soldier, Airmen, or Sailor that I've talked to that has served in combat on the ground has at least one story about a guy like this. He's the guy who would duck to tie his boots just as the sniper shot. He's the guy who would get hit by frag from a grenade, and it would literally get stopped by his groin protector.


If you were this guy, we want to hear your story. Let us know down in the comments if you think you spent eight of your nine lives at some point while you were in combat.


josh brooks

Published July 25, 2021

Footage of an FSA fighter trying to return to the cover of an alley shows the man expending all of his luck in a single slide behind a berm. If he had nine lives, he just spent eight of them.


If you've deployed in a combat arms capacity to a kinetic environment, there's a strong chance that this guy was someone in your unit at one point. I think every Marine, Soldier, Airmen, or Sailor that I've talked to that has served in combat on the ground has at least one story about a guy like this. He's the guy who would duck to tie his boots just as the sniper shot. He's the guy who would get hit by frag from a grenade, and it would literally get stopped by his groin protector.


If you were this guy, we want to hear your story. Let us know down in the comments if you think you spent eight of your nine lives at some point while you were in combat.


josh brooks

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