Drunk Thief Attacks Security With Broken Bottle, Gets Starched

This security camera footage from the Netherlands shows a 34-year-old man attempting to re-enter a store he was previously kicked out of for shoplifting, while being under the influence. Here, he’s returned with a broken bottle as a weapon. Whether the security guard has seen the weapon or not, he demonstrated zero patience, immediately planting a foot in the man’s chest. Although this recording contains no audio, witnesses report that the shoplifter was previously hurling racial epithets at the guard, who is Moroccan. This may explain the guard’s verve and enthusiasm as he follows up with some face shots while dodging the thief’s improvised knife. As the fight goes to the ground, the security guard delivers knee strikes while trying to restrain his opponent. With moves like these, he could easily work at Waffle House in the US.


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Cole Simms

Cole Simms is an Air Guardsman, NASA enthusiast, police officer, and security contractor with particular experience in austere environments. Outside of work, he volunteers as a Stop The Bleed instructor for area schools. He holds a Bachelor's Degree in Homeland Security and Emergency Management, and blends his knowledge and experience to write analysis for Funker530.


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Published 5 months ago

This security camera footage from the Netherlands shows a 34-year-old man attempting to re-enter a store he was previously kicked out of for shoplifting, while being under the influence. Here, he’s returned with a broken bottle as a weapon. Whether the security guard has seen the weapon or not, he demonstrated zero patience, immediately planting a foot in the man’s chest. Although this recording contains no audio, witnesses report that the shoplifter was previously hurling racial epithets at the guard, who is Moroccan. This may explain the guard’s verve and enthusiasm as he follows up with some face shots while dodging the thief’s improvised knife. As the fight goes to the ground, the security guard delivers knee strikes while trying to restrain his opponent. With moves like these, he could easily work at Waffle House in the US.


About the Author

Author's Photo

Cole Simms

Cole Simms is an Air Guardsman, NASA enthusiast, police officer, and security contractor with particular experience in austere environments. Outside of work, he volunteers as a Stop The Bleed instructor for area schools. He holds a Bachelor's Degree in Homeland Security and Emergency Management, and blends his knowledge and experience to write analysis for Funker530.


Need a tried-and-tested fixed blade that's trusted by police, military and protective service users all over the world? Cole recommends Ironside Edge Works for your tactical or EDC blade needs.

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