Chinese Border Guards Clown On Hapless Junta Mortarman In Myanmar

This security camera footage, recorded, in turn, by a guard on the China-Myanmar border, shows a soldier working for the Myanmar military junta. He attempts to fire a mortar, but the round is a dud. The soldier attempts no proper corrective or self-preserving action, and is almost laughably unconcerned. In fact, the Chinese guards are heard laughing at him.


The soldier handles the misfire with the relaxed attitude of someone who clearly doesn’t understand the danger they are potentially in, like a child on a ledge. Seriously, I’ve seen fireworks in trailer parks handled with more due caution and acumen. He keeps his fingers over the barrel after loading the round, which thankfully misfires. The round pops out just inches from him at 0:18, causing the Chinese audience to crack up as the Junta man leaves, looking dejected. “Aw, man…”


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Cole Simms is an Air Guardsman, NASA enthusiast, police officer, and security contractor with particular experience in austere environments. Outside of work, he volunteers as a Stop The Bleed instructor for area schools. He holds a Bachelor's Degree in Homeland Security and Emergency Management, and blends his knowledge and experience to write analysis for Funker530.


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Published 3 weeks ago

This security camera footage, recorded, in turn, by a guard on the China-Myanmar border, shows a soldier working for the Myanmar military junta. He attempts to fire a mortar, but the round is a dud. The soldier attempts no proper corrective or self-preserving action, and is almost laughably unconcerned. In fact, the Chinese guards are heard laughing at him.


The soldier handles the misfire with the relaxed attitude of someone who clearly doesn’t understand the danger they are potentially in, like a child on a ledge. Seriously, I’ve seen fireworks in trailer parks handled with more due caution and acumen. He keeps his fingers over the barrel after loading the round, which thankfully misfires. The round pops out just inches from him at 0:18, causing the Chinese audience to crack up as the Junta man leaves, looking dejected. “Aw, man…”


About the Author

    Author's Photo    
     

Cole Simms

     

Cole Simms is an Air Guardsman, NASA enthusiast, police officer, and security contractor with particular experience in austere environments. Outside of work, he volunteers as a Stop The Bleed instructor for area schools. He holds a Bachelor's Degree in Homeland Security and Emergency Management, and blends his knowledge and experience to write analysis for Funker530.


Need a tried-and-tested fixed blade that's trusted by police, military and protective service users all over the world? Cole recommends Ironside Edge Works for your tactical or EDC blade needs.

   

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