first published on November 21, 2017 by Will
Between surrendering to the Iranians while wearing white socks and crashing multiple ships across the globe, it’s no secret that the US Navy has been slipping over the years. Yet, out of the blue, literally, they have redeemed themselves with their finest accomplishment since killing Bin Laden.
As a result, Sky Penis Gate has spawned a series of questions that may never be answered for the general public. Who was this mystery pilot? What was his, or her, intention? Why was the sky penis sack drawn in a figure 8 instead of the more traditional shape of a porta potty penis? Are the Marines involved? Did the Army pay the pilot to draw it as a dedication to the lost porta potty art in Kuwait? Was the pilot punished, or applauded when he, or she, returned to the tarmac? What was the deeper meaning to this entire image? Why did this person record the actions of our brave pilot in vertical mode?
We may never find the answers to these questions, but we can watch the video and marvel as this masterpiece was created. We do however know one thing that is for certain, Pablo Picasso himself could never hope to draw such a fine phallus. For Thanksgiving this year, I am going to be thankful for the internet, and it’s ability to make things live on in perpetuity. Twenty years from now when my son is thinking of joining the military, I will show him this video in the hopes that he will become a naval fighter pilot.