Sh!t Rangers Don’t Say: As Told By US Army Rangers

first published on March 6, 2018 by

The sarcasm is palpable in this skit created by US Army Rangers as they jab at SEALs, battalion, and just about everyone else.

This video is great. Here are a few captions from the clip:

“Do you think it’s possible that my Ranger panties are too short?”

“Hooah, Battle.” “I would’ve made a great Navy SEAL.”

“Why are there so many black guys in battalion?”

“Maybe we should take a vote.”

“Can my squad be put on blocking position tonight?”

“I have never masturbated in the shower… or the porta-potty.”

“Should we keep our boots bloused on this mission?”


“I’ve been drinking for a while, we should probably stop.”

Marty Skovlund Jr. is a US Army Ranger combat veteran. He has authored multiple books and has reported on current affairs as a journalist. Marty is also a successful documentary storyteller. He is a longtime friend of our page, and it would be in your best interest to follow him on social media.


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