Saving Lieutenant Bucky: The Lost Lieutenant Chronicles

first published on June 13, 2016 by

Somewhere it is written, that the Lieutenant must occasionally get lost. It’s just the natural order of things, they have to develop a certain way.

It all starts at OCS. The young Lieutenants, straight out of college, must get lost in order to be found. They are let loose into the wild, with nothing more than a map and compass. They must find their own way, or they will never truly become commissioned officers.

The young creatures are given a list of points, each with a respective dog tag labelled with numbers, and they must find their way to each point. Once they have navigated to each point they must return home to the nest, where the NCOs will continue to teach them how to lead.

This is the natural order of things. Please, if you find a lost Lieutenant, I urge you to leave him alone. If you return him to his nest before he can find his points, he will be shunned.

Note: This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Ranger Up Video. Please do not interfere with nature.