first published on September 15, 2015 by Funker
ISIS uses multimedia to recruit new members, but these training videos, like the “Special” Forces one where they break floor tiles and do somersaults, can’t be helping their cause. If Napoleon Dynamite starred in an action movie, I think it would look a lot like this.
I imagine this elite amphibious “SEAL” training comes in response to the Tikrit offensive, where ISIS members were trapped on the Palace Island and were forced to swim ashore. Their melons were popped one by one by waiting Iraqi Forces.