Machine Gun Porn – Title No Longer Required For This Article

first published on May 11, 2018 by

Who needs a title when you have the words “Machine Gun Porn” presented at the very top of an article? Not me, that’s for sure. If you needed anything else placed in the title of this to get you to come view this video, then I feel sorry for you. The video is at the bottom if you don’t feel like reading anything today, I won’t blame you for skipping the text, but I will try to make it worth your time.

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“We will cut our enemies down in droves. Our fires will be the substance of their nightmares. We will protect our brothers. The fields of the dead shall serve as evidence of our passing.”
~ The Machine Gunner’s Creed

Know what makes everyone in the military happy? Machine guns. I don’t care if you are an 0331 in the Marine Corps Infantry, or administrative clerk in the Air Force. Machine guns make everyone happy, regardless of the current situation you are in. Are you out in the field where it’s 40 degrees, raining, and you’re soaked so badly that your boots are making squish noises? Put a belt through the 240, and tell me that your mood hasn’t improved by a substantial amount for at least a short period of time. Trapped on post for hour number nine because third squad is completely down with dysentery? Fire off a few bursts of 40mm with the MK-19 at some Taliban scum bags and tell me that the post wasn’t worth it. I bet you can’t.

There’s just something about machine guns and machine gun gunnery that makes everyone smile a little bit at the very least. Even the Command Sergeant Major has to hide his joy when the boys are up on the platforms talking the symphony of destruction with absolute perfection. Suddenly, your white socks and out of regulation mustache matter just a little bit less for a few minutes. There’s not anything quite like it on the entire planet, and the bigger the machine gun that’s rocking, the larger the smile of the individuals near the firing line watching the tracers tear down targets. That’s why this article needs no title other than Machine Gun Porn. Hell, it could probably do without all this text I’m inserting right now.

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Know what’s even cooler than ground based machine gun operations from infantry troops? Air operations from crew chiefs who are spewing out lead at unreasonable rates of fire. This is the best kind of machine gun porn, because it often features mini-guns tearing into enemy positions. Ropes of tracer fire are quite possibly the most impressive thing to watch, and sometimes you just need to see things get shot up by an overwhelming number of rounds that were expended within just a few seconds time. That’s why we’re not even going to bother you with a title on this video. If you managed to click on this link, and get this far into the article, you deserve to see some mini-guns dominating targets.

So here it is. The reason you’re here in the first place. Below this last paragraph of text, is a video that is going to make your tinnitus turn on full-tilt, the blood drain from all major extremities to support your motivational appendage, and a smile form on your face from ear to ear. If that doesn’t happen, then you need to get yourself checked out by a medical professional to see what’s wrong with you. Also, just a forewarning and disclosure notice to our readers. If you experience a freedom appendage enlargement that lasts longer than four hours, we suggest seeking out medical help as soon as possible. We will also not be held responsible for any medical damages caused by the viewing of this video.

Have a nice day.

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