Jabba The Jihadist: Morbidly Obese ISIS Leader Captured In Iraq

first published on January 18, 2020 by

A notorious, morbidly obese ISIS spiritual leader was just captured by Iraqi police, and they needed to call in a larger vehicle to transport him.

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Shifa al-Nima was captured in Mosul by the Nineveh police. The terrorist was obviously a spiritual leader and not a combat leader. Al-Nima issued directives to ISIS fighters to destroy various mosques and assassinate certain religious leaders that wouldn’t bow to ISIS.

He also reportedly had an incredibly large bounty on the head of a smuggler named Han Solo and his Wookie copilot.


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