first published on September 22, 2016 by Will
An Idiot is shot dead as he attempts to stab an Israeli soldier in Hebron amid a new wave of attacks by Palestinians against Israelis.
The soldier sustained minor injuries in the event. Anyone familiar with the “21-Foot-Rule” knows that a knife at that range can be much more dangerous than the long guns the soldiers were carrying. Fortunately for the soldiers, the Palestinian man was as uncoordinated as he was stupid. His hands and feet effeminately flurry about like he’s a doomed contestant on Dancing With The Stars. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.