Floating Condom Bombs: ISIS Anti Air Strategy

first published on October 24, 2015 by

Although it wasn’t for a lack of trying, ISIS just came to the realization that it is impossible to impregnate any of the local livestock species, rendering condoms completely useless.

That is until one resourceful jihadist came up with the idea to inflate a condom with helium, attach an explosive, and send it sailing into the stratosphere in an attempt to intercept and destroy the armed aircraft that continue to chip away at their numbers.

Although this technique is most likely a futile endeavor, and will most likely end up resulting in casualties to the jihadists tasked with creating them, the floating condom bomb further proves that war and necessity under dire circumstances drives innovation and ingenuity like nothing else.


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