Claymores Are Not Food – Common Sense Carl

first published on April 20, 2016 by

Have you ever wondered why claymores have warning labels? We all know Carl exists, but does he really need to be told not to eat the claymore?

Imagine a society where there was absolutely no need for warning labels. Think about the Utopia we could live in if Carl just didn’t exist, anywhere in the world. I mean… if you really stop and think about it, every time you see a warning label, it means some idiot, somewhere, messed it up.

So in the case of claymores, Carl really screwed up at some point in time. For all of you Carls out there, here’s a video that explains the process for you. Remember, the front goes towards your enemy, and you’re not allowed to eat the explosives.

Damn it Carl…