first published on September 22, 2016 by Will
A group of idiot Syrian rebels are bunched up and blind firing around a corner as per standard operating procedure. They’re continuously and mindlessly chanting Takbirs, making them sound like a chicken coop full of agitated birds. The religious blathering isn’t enough to appease Allah, and one of the rebels is shot. His buddies attempt to drag him away, and that is when two grenades land inside the group of morons. At least one fighter drops, while several more are peppered with shrapnel at dick level. They retreat.